It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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