is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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