she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
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