Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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