some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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