Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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