My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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