direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize