I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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