I cannot find my penis.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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