If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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