Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
she pinky promised me she was 18
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
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WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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