party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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