like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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