All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Watching her eat just hurts me
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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