remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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