Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Actions speak louder than pants.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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