"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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