If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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