You surviving the open bar?
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I have demons in me.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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