i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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