3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
She's the barista slut.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Help. Why am I so naked?
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