i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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