playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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