I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Randomize
