Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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