If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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