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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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