Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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