sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Randomize
