Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
