I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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