Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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