He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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