with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
is that a dick in a sweater?
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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