I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
You don't make any sense
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