yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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