I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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