His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Randomize
