I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
We are all done wearing pants today
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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