I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
Randomize
