i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
God gave him joint rollers for hands
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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