Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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