Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
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