I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I'm always down for nudity.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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