I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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