sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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