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We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us

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(410): View more from Maryland

9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.

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(478): View more from Georgia

I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night

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(616): View more from Michigan

I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.

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(616): View more from Michigan

Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me

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(248): View more from Michigan

THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?

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(239): View more from Florida

I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this

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(770): View more from Georgia

It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!

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