Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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