I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
