youre lurking in front of me
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
