Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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