last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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