just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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