Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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