What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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